Hello, welcome to the patch. This week brought to by Blue Apron. I'm Gus. Oh, look, that's, and that's Blue Apron.

I'm Jeremy. I'm Ryan. That chair's going to be Ashley, and Gus. That will be Ashley eventually.

This is a pre-taped episode of the patch. We are not live

So when we're not live people don't show up on time. Yeah, my feet are just what happens

This this episode of the patch has been delayed till Friday just like no man sky for PC

BAM Wow

Right out of the gate with a zinger too soon too. Too early, actually. No man sky. Yeah. Yeah. I think we're going to talk a lot about it. There's a lot to say. So, apologies in advance if you haven't heard of this small indie game. Well, okay. Yes, there is apparently a lot of weird stuff in that game because something happened to me. Really? Okay, so you keep saying this. Something happened to me. What happened? Where did the alien touch you? You're going the right direction with it. Not exactly that. Hey, there's Ashley. Okay, so, well, again, general overview. No Man Sky is basically Space Minecraft, right? You've got your little mining tool. You run around collecting elements on various planets. You can name whatever you want. It's Minecraft without the building. You're getting attacked by witches, you know. Witches, sure. Yeah, well, again. So, I happen to just, you know, you can meet alien species and kind of get in good with them. As you get better off with them, I'm a co-conspirator right now with the viking.

Look at that.

No. you can meet alien species and kind of get in good with them. And as you get better off with them,

I'm a co-conspirator right now with the viking.

Look at that.

No, but I did, however, stumble upon a alien gentleman having,

oh, he was having some lady troubles.

What?

Wait, what?

He was having some lady troubles.

And again, we don't speak the same language, so he was communicating this via pictures and like grunts.

But he showed me a picture of, and as I recall it described, a virile and sultry-looking member of its species.

I love virile and sultry women.

And it somehow implied that it was considering marriage with said thing.

And its options were agree that it should do it, disagree, shouldn't do it, or since you're on such good terms, accept on its behalf.

And I was like, all right, you know what? We're close. I'll accept on your behalf. You got married? Apparently that means that I am now engaged to Space Monster. You got married to a fan. Not married yet. It just gave me a picture and like, here's your bride to be. You have to find her now? It's like, yeah, 15 like go find her she's out there somewhere that was the end of it too it's just like this is your engaged bride bye maybe there's a you did say you don't speak the same language maybe there's a little bit of misunderstanding and it was someone lamenting that their daughter couldn't find a husband and you were like I'll do it. I'm sure you know enough. My daughter is virile and sultry. He just hands out pictures over to every interloper. If you're trying to convince like some some different species to marry

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