I Don't Have Time For a Shower

The Buckleys

Platform Media

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2026

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Would you rather get a haircut in silence or endure an annoying chat? How many stars would you give an Uber driver if they played The Buckleys Podcast for the entire journey? This week the Buckleys discuss how to swerve unwanted social situations, throwing up in taxis, and James reveals a little too much about his bedroom catchphrases – plus a nostalgic new feature with a terrible jingle: Buck In The Day (cue the 90s gong)!Listen or watch new episodes every Thursday.You can be a part of the podcast too by emailing your messages to: ⁠thebuckleys@platformmedia.u⁠k or by dropping us a DM ⁠@thebuckleyspod⁠Check out The Buckleys on TikTok: ⁠@thebuckleyspod⁠The Buckleys Podcast on Instagram: ⁠@thebuckleyspod⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	This episode is brought to you by the DVLA.
0:04.0	Now James, it's fair to say that I look after the life admin, right?
0:10.0	You don't really know what's going on there.
0:13.0	Clithes.
0:15.0	Clare. I can't really argue with you.
0:17.0	No, no. You don't, you know, the kids will open a present from mum and dad on their
0:22.1	birthday. You're more excited than them because it's the first time you've seen it. Yeah, can't believe my luck. You don't know when your cousin's birthday's coming up, all that stuff's taken care of, right? Seems to be. It does. It does. It all just sort of gets done. Well, I'm going to pay you a compliment. I don't know when stuff like the car tax needs to be renewed.
0:40.1	You don't, do you?
0:40.9	No, I'm going to pay you a compliment. I don't know when stuff like the car tax needs to be renewed.
0:39.3	You don't, do you?
0:40.3	No, I don't. When is the car tax renewed? I have no idea, Jim's. No idea. The point is you don't have to worry about it. No. I get it done. It's done. It's all sorted with a direct debit. I just set it up and it auto renews.
0:52.3	It's easy peasy.
0:53.3	Bosh.
0:54.3	Done.
0:55.3	Well Claire, over 98% of people make sure they tax their vehicle debit, I just set it up and it auto renews. It's easy peasy. Bosh.
0:54.4	Done.
0:58.7	Well, Claire, over 98% of people make sure they tax their vehicle one time.
1:01.4	I'm one of them. Make sure you're one of them too. Go and visit gov.uk.uk slash DVLA slash tax it or search vehicle tax to get yours sorted.
1:08.7	5% surcharge applies to monthly and six monthly direct debit payments.
1:12.6	I'm still ill.
1:14.6	I just like moaning.
1:16.6	Like it's my hobbit.
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