I Don't Have The Gloves For That

The Doug Stanhope Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 July 2025

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Andy pisses his pizza box and some of his pants, Chad's kid makes a surprise cameo on the police scanner and Bingo has NO TIME TO BE A LADY on tour

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0:00.0	What city are we doing?
0:01.0	Las Vegas.
0:02.0	What city?
0:03.0	Vegas?
0:04.0	Yes.
0:05.0	You can find Vegas on a map.
0:06.0	No, it can.
0:07.0	I know.
0:08.0	I'm giving people false hope for Vegas.
0:11.0	September 6th, Saturday night, Sunday all day.
0:15.0	We're hanging out with you at the Sandaller, part of the Vegas, the bar downstairs for NFL kickoff, even if you don't
0:22.8	like it. We don't either. You just bet on it and go back to your conversation and daydraink.
0:27.4	It's a hang. It's a show. September 6th at the Plaza in Las Vegas, Chad Shank, Andy Andres,
0:34.8	myself, obviously, and just added Annie Letterman to the bill.
0:40.3	So we'll see you at the Plaza, Las Vegas, September 6th and 7th, if you can get up in time.
0:48.3	Andy and I got a late night pizza somewhere.
0:53.3	They were pretty fucked up.
0:55.0	And he just had, he was on a tear.
0:58.0	And he's just writing all these notes down on a pizza box,
1:01.0	but like in a circle and haphazardly and some notes over the other notes.
1:06.0	And I go, that's, he brought it,
1:10.0	brought it to the green room the next day.
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