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The Ross Bolen Podcast

I Don't Have A Square To Spare

The Ross Bolen Podcast

The Ross Bolen Podcast

Comedy Interviews, Variety, Comedy, Humor, News, Mentalhealth

4.87.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2020

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

The Ross Bolen Podcast returns for its 284th episode. Hosted by Ross Bolen. Presented by Bolen Media. Support the show and get 2 additional ad-free episodes of RBP each month: Patreon.com/RossBolenPodcast (0:00) Introduction + Announcements (7:15) The Great Toilet Paper Crisis Of 2020 (15:59) Selfish People Identification SZN (19:23) The Day The Music Died (28:07) Quitting Day 7.0 (32:24) Announcements and Conclusion Self: Self.inc/rbp Quip: GetQuip.com/RBP Bespoke Post: www.BoxOfAwesome.com (Code: RBP) 888-WRBOLEN
 Twitter: @RossBolenPod, @WRBolen 
Instagram: @TheRossBolenPodcast
, @WRBolen Snapchat: @WRBolen Produced remotely by Mike Moody of Permanent RCRD Studios in Austin, TX. permanentrcrd.com

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0:00.0

Ross moment

0:30.5

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0:33.5

David

0:53.5

Welcome back for episode 284 of the Ross Bowlin podcast. Otherwise known as RBP284 presented by Bowlin Media, I am your host of course Ross Bowlin.

1:07.5

And I wanted to start today by saying thank you again for all the feedback on RBP282. I appreciate all y'all for listening and supporting not just this show but me personally.

1:20.5

The Taylor Bill Chungus is easily one of my favorite things I've ever written. So other people enjoying it really fills my heart. Thank you respect. I wish I could elbow-dap you all up individually. Also I want to apologize for the weird ass doctor voices in episode 283. I have no idea what the hell was going on there.

1:41.5

I've been locked in this house too long. I was dying laughing listening back to the episode. Wow. Not smoking that strain again. What the shit. Anyway, this is the first week of our official new podcast release schedule here on RBP very exciting stuff 283 episodes in the can. And now we have a release schedule.

2:01.5

Imagine what will accomplish with these next 283 episodes folks. So our new podcast schedule new episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday right here on Apple Podcasts, Spotify and SoundCloud every week and eventually we'll be back on YouTube.

2:16.5

This is your Monday episode for this week. Today is Monday. I know a lot of you have no fucking clue what day it is anymore. I only know because of the new schedule.

2:23.5

So this is your Monday episode this week. You get it. You're smart and good looking. Also we have a Twitch schedule finally after like five months of streaming on Twitch because again efficiency was not my forte during a company failing transitioning into a divorce transitioning into a worldwide pandemic. So get off my ass mom.

2:42.5

The Twitch schedule on twitch.tv slash boss Roland BOS SRO L. E. N twitch.tv slash boss Roland is Sunday night at 6 p.m. CST Monday night 8 p.m. CST Saturday afternoon 2 p.m. CST

2:58.5

and whenever I have some time and need a break from the podcast grind I'll be on. We do like 20 hours a week live on Twitch right now every single week every single week. We have like 250 subscribers on their supporting a few thousand followers. We got over 500 people in our R. B. P. Discord community. If you don't know about discord, you can see the link in the description.

3:27.5

It is so bad as it's a blast. Valorant is fucking insane. This new game that I just got out. I got access to the beta. Thanks to our mod. Shout outs to alerted payload. I might play some more Valorant tonight and take a day off from Apex Legends altogether. The Monday night stream by the way tonight. It might be a little shorter. I have freeze all motor functions at 6 o'clock to do this week's Westworld podcast. And we go straight into streaming from there. So as long as Westworld is still going on HBO. We got a few more weeks Monday night streams.

3:57.5

Maybe a little shorter as I have a limited energy reservoir folks. R. B. P. 284 is brought to you by self. These are obviously stressful financial times which means more than ever you should ensure your credit is in good shape and take control of your credit situation. Meet self one of our new sponsors within a new way to build credit. Selfs credit builder account let you responsibly build credit with no credit check required to start. Choose a monthly plan that works for your budget. You build a credit history with each on time payment.

4:26.5

Your payments become savings in your name. You get the principal back at the end minus interest and fees. You know like if you're asking yourself why is it important that you build credit. This shit comes in a play. Maybe you're just too young to know it yet but with every major life purchase you'll ever make from a TV to a mattress to a card to your house credit helps you access products as well as help lower fees and interest on all the stuff you want. Building credit with self will legit give you a new lease on life while building savings credit can be scary and confusing. Self gives you a new way to do this.

4:56.5

It gives you a clear path to a better financial future. Self gets you on the path to positive credit history in three simple steps. One apply for a credit builder account CBA online or through their app. Self to choose the amount in terms that fit your budget.

5:09.5

Each on time payment build your credit history. Three once your account is paid off you have savings set aside minus interest and fees and a positive credit history to build upon. Start building your credit history today with self. Get started in just five minutes at self. I and C slash RBP that's S E L F. Self.

5:25.5

. I and C slash R B P some announcements and shouts shouts to Seth. Thanks for putting your cousin tray onto the show. That's how you grow the gang kids fulfill those legal obligations. Happy belated birthday Colin. Congrats on being born the day Jesus rose from the dead. That is stiff competition for attention. Huge huge.

5:45.5

Huge shout to all our new supporters on patreon.com slash Ross Bolin podcast patreon.com slash Ross Bolin podcast special thanks to our new O G's throwing down $100 a month in support of this show in the O G tier. You have no idea how huge that is for us keeping the lights on right now.

6:07.5

But every dollar helps for real. Thank you to all of you on patreon to support this podcast directly in exchange for two additional episodes of R B P ad free each month for just five dollars go to patreon.com slash Ross Bolin podcast P A T R E O N dot com slash Ross Bolin podcast Drew McGarry.

6:26.5

Author of our R B P book club first ever pick the post mortal has agreed to be on the show this Friday to discuss on the episode we cover his novel his novel.

6:40.5

Drew McGarry.

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