“I DON’T BELIEVE IN REALITY”

Therapy Gecko

iHeartPodcasts

Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Philosophy

4.9 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2025

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

A caller loses trust in reality and picks up painting, and then a second caller leaves behind a trail of boogers.

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0:00.0	This is an IHeart podcast.
0:04.1	Hello?
0:04.9	Hello.
0:05.3	What's your name?
0:06.0	You want to name me?
0:07.6	Yeah, I'm going to name you Kevin.
0:09.5	What's going on, Kevin?
0:10.5	Hi.
0:11.2	Not much.
0:12.5	I am just passing time a lot lately, painting and making music.
0:19.0	Pretty much that's all I'm doing.
0:20.7	What was the first thing you said? Painting and making music. Pretty much that's all I'm doing. What was the first thing you said?
0:22.6	Painting and doing music.
0:24.6	Ooh, what have you been painting?
0:26.6	I'm painting this figure that looks like has a crumb in front of a field of flowers.
0:34.6	Hmm. I don't know how to describe it.
0:39.3	It's blindfolded.
0:41.3	It's shiny.
0:42.3	It's pretty red and blue and green.
0:46.3	What made you want to get into painting?
0:49.3	A burnout.
0:50.3	Total burnout.
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