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My enemies say that we're arrogant.

I say that we're confident because we know that we are the best. Period. You're waiting for me to go, nah, just kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm being serious. So here's what we got. We got some stories we're going to start kicking out tonight. But before we do that, be sure and join the Patreon if you're not already because when we go to the

paywall, you won't have to face the paywall. You'll just already have it and you'll have a swag bag. Is that how you say? Is it swag or is it swag? Swag. It's swag. I like to call it swag. Well, swag is if you're referring to weed, like like garbage weed. I still like it. I don't care.

It's garbage weed.

Then I'm going to,

I'm going to call it.

Well,

we're not sending like garbage weed it it's garbage weed then I'm

gonna I'm gonna call it well we're not sending people garbage weed we're sending them autographed

books and t-shirts and stickers and we can call it what we want I can call it Texas souvenirs I can call it

hubba-bubba diamond dust don't matter what I'm gonna call it it's gonna be what I'm gonna be what I'm at

you know what I mean that's how I'm okay a roll. Okay, but at the very least, like, we shouldn't be sending them garbage weed. If we're gonna send weed, we should send good weed, not garbage. Now you're gonna get people thinking stupid things. We ain't gonna send nobody no weed. I'm sending them some swag. Well, no, weed sucks. I'm just saying. That's not have an opinion about it. We shouldn't. All I'm saying is that we're going to send them some nice stuff.

Weed will make a whole lot of nothing happened for you. Did you know that back when I was a kid and you're not better at anything on it? That was a bike called a Schwinn. Then that was the head. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. That was a bike that was really good. Yeah. You would. I used to want to win one of those on Nickelodeon all the time.

You were giving out,

you were a kid,

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