I Did Poopy & I Know Calculus

Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People

Chris Gethard

Society & Culture

4.8 • 9K Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2019

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

What’s it like to be a public school teacher today? Gethard finds out from a fellow New Jerseyite. This episode is brought to you by Talkspace (www.talkspace.com code: BEAUTIFUL), Natural Disasters (www.parcast.com/naturaldisasters), and Third Love (www.thirdlove.com/beautiful).

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0:00.0	Hello to all my Kelly Ripa fans.
0:08.1	Beautiful and honest.
0:09.9	One hour, a phone call.
0:12.4	No names, no holds barred.
0:15.3	I'd rather no one on one.
0:20.3	I think it'll be more fun.
0:22.5	And I'll get to know you and you'll get to know me.
0:28.3	Hey New Yorkers, I want to let you know.
0:30.8	I got a show coming up.
0:31.8	I'm actually excited about it.
0:33.3	If you don't have plans on New Year's Eve,
0:36.0	I'm doing a thing.
0:36.8	I'm doing a show in Brooklyn 7 p.m. on New Year's Eve.
0:40.8	It'll be done by nine, hard to curve you.
0:43.6	And I'm doing it specifically because I'm a new parrot.
0:46.5	Now, I'll stay up till midnight.
0:48.4	And I was thinking, hey, maybe if you're someone
0:50.3	who doesn't want to stay up till midnight,
0:51.6	or you still want to do something fun on New Year's Eve,
0:54.3	you come out, you see this show.
0:55.8	It's going to be stand up.
0:56.8	I'm going to be getting a bunch of great people on it.
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