Listen up.

Huh? That means you.

Yes, you. We know you're pointing at yourself. When it comes to Paddy Power Games, we've got a place made for all sorts. From the experts to the Drama Queens. It's me, the JC. The finance bros. Look at those stocks, lads. We'll stick with slots. It's what we're good at. And not forgetting you. Yes, you, the one listening.

Because at Paddy Power Games, we've got all sorts of games for all sorts of treacles. Eligibility rules in terms and conditions apply. Please gamble responsibly. Eighth and plus gambolow air. Welcome to cold ones. You hold my hand while I do the intro? Okay. I'm your host, anything for views. And joining me here today is my co-host. Max, hello. I'm the co-host.

Joining us today is our very lovely guest and guests.

I just introduce yourself.

I can't be fucked.

You forgot your name.

I want you to say it.

I want you to prove that you...

I did a thing.

How you going?

I'm I did a thing's assistant.

I am getting coffee when he needs it. Microwe his lasanas. Suck each other's dicks? Mainly, mainly me fucking is. Only sometimes. That's lovely. Now what do we do? I can't fuck it. I don't remember. Hey, give us some shots. I have something I'd like to open with. I've noticed in your videos, it's quite common you don't ever have matching socks.

Are you wearing socks right now? I am. That's all I need to know. Can you put your feet on the table? If they're odd, Chad has to take a shot. They better not be odd. See, I don't actually know. They're always odd. If they're not odd, I'll do the shot. Okay, all right. This is very off brand. Oh no.

Oh, no.

Oh, it, no. It sucks. They're sucked. Every sucks. Fuck this. All right, I'll do it then. You're going to pour an extra one for Max. It's not just inconvenient when he steals my socks. He has this, like, fungus. That's not fungus. It's something and it's like so itchy and smelly.

And like every time. Yeah. And every time we stay in the same house, he always just like

swap socks around and I get home and I have this fungus for another month that I have to deal

with. That's legit. It's real. A little bit. Disgusting. It sucks.

Wait, to the fungus made it bro. Alex's athlete foot.

Yeah. To the fungus made it bro. Alex's athlete foot.

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