I DESTROYED a Rich Guy's Fancy Car for Being an Entitled Jerk
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 20 June 2022
⏱️ 22 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | An entitled jerk thinks that because he's successful and has money, he can treat everyone around him like crap and not follow any of the rules. |
| 0:06.5 | So, since I work as a firefighter, I use that to my advantage, to catch him in a moment like this, and get his entire fancy car crushed. |
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| 0:18.2 | This story happened about 15 years ago. |
| 0:20.5 | I'm a female, and I'm about 5-11, and for background, I worked as a firefighter as an investigator for an independent department. |
| 0:27.6 | For extra information, an investigator was the rank of LT, and was based out of a large station, two engines, one newer, 110 tower ladder truck, which becomes relevant later, one chief car and one utility truck. |
| 0:40.4 | Every day, the food duties changed from firefighter to firefighter. |
| 0:44.1 | My chiefs took turns to cook when this happened, so my friend Bob worked as a general manager of a small grocery store. |
| 0:50.0 | There was a long empty space in the front of the store marked with the following sign, emergency vehicles only. |
| 0:56.1 | Enter the entitled Jerk, he had a nice looking BMW, and always parked in the above spot every week. |
| 1:03.3 | Bob told the entitled Jerk that he couldn't park there, and the Jerk told him, |
| 1:07.6 | I use Sirius, I can park wherever I am and wow, I make more money in a day than you make in a whole week. |
| 1:14.5 | My friend calls me complaining about the entitled Jerk, I agreed to go and watch the spot. |
| 1:19.2 | I get into our utility truck, which had the department decals on the door, and a single red line on the dash. |
| 1:25.2 | I park in the emergency vehicles only spot, as I'm walking in, I hear, |
| 1:29.6 | I'll come on, you can't park there, it's my special spot. |
| 1:33.9 | I turn around and look at the entitled Jerk, and I say, excuse me, I'm on official duties and can park there. |
| 1:40.6 | I point to the decal on the door, the entitled Jerk looks and says, |
| 1:44.4 | You can't be a firefighter, your girl, move your truck and leave, see wired. |
| 1:50.1 | Now, I'm proud of my job in a department of 2000, I was one out of five women on the department. |
| 1:56.6 | I graduated top of my class, I have a shocked looking expression on my face, I get really pissed off. |
| 2:03.6 | I walk into my friend's office to get more information about his problem with the entitled Jerk, |
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