"I decided to order contacts online" Creepypasta
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🗓️ 23 May 2022
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| 0:00.0 | What's started this whole ordeal is an issue that I'm sure that anyone who wears contacts |
| 0:06.6 | or glasses can relate to. |
| 0:08.7 | I've had the same eye prescriptions since I was 13 years old. |
| 0:12.4 | It literally has not fluctuated once. |
| 0:15.7 | Every year since my release, I've had to go through the same crap. |
| 0:19.2 | It goes something like this. |
| 0:21.4 | Take a day off from work, see the optometrist have my eyes dilated. |
| 0:26.6 | Every tour my prescription has not changed even a fraction of a point, and then prayer |
| 0:31.2 | survive the drive home with my weird, light-sensitive eyes. |
| 0:35.6 | I usually end up getting a migraine from the dilation, so overall, I consider my yearly |
| 0:41.3 | eye exam to be an exasperating, painful occasion. |
| 0:46.2 | I just don't know why I need to get my prescription renewed every year, neither does my wallet. |
| 0:53.0 | I'm working part-time, at least that's what my contract says. |
| 0:57.2 | I'm regularly pushing 50 hours a week, so no insurance. |
| 1:02.2 | This means that two months ago when my prescription was up and my final contact ripped, I was |
| 1:08.2 | dreading the bill for what I knew would culminate to useless experience. |
| 1:13.3 | Then I had a brilliant idea. |
| 1:17.1 | I thought it'd be smarter to order contacts online and skip my annual irritation. |
| 1:23.2 | I checked the popular sites, and much to my displeasure, they either required an updated |
| 1:28.3 | prescription, or was substantially more expensive. |
| 1:32.1 | I was about to give up after looking through the first 5 or 6, but then I found a seller |
| 1:37.4 | who seemed perfect. |
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