I Dare Anyone To Be Larkinier (2023 Larkin Awards)
Greatest Trek: New Star Trek Reviewed
Uxbridge-Shimoda LLC
4.9 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 15 December 2023
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Summary
When yet another awards show rolls through The Beverly Hilton Ballroom, Greatest Trek’s biggest stars gather to honor an entire year of NuTrek. But when none of the winners show up to receive their awards, it becomes clear why some presenters were also nominees in their category. Who doesn’t even watch Star Trek? Where can you buy Patrick Stewart’s book? Which beloved series will be unceremoniously excluded? It’s the episode with a pretty loose grasp on its own classics!
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| 0:00.0 | The Who reed for Greatest Track? |
| 0:18.0 | We make jokes about the greatest parts of Dix |
| 0:21.0 | And identify the Edward Larkins while we're remarking on various costumes |
| 0:28.3 | nuck about the good and bad trick to make us mad track and streaming interfaces that are built to suck |
| 0:36.2 | a rave for greatest track |
| 0:38.7 | hooray for Tani Newsom and Ethan Peck a A roll rip fries by live our burden can leave us hurt it and make us |
| 0:48.1 | time for more. We're always dreaming of Captain Freeman. |
| 0:54.0 | Hooray for the greatest trick! |
| 0:58.0 | Welcome to the annual Larkin Awards for 2023 and the 250th episode of Greatest Trek, a new Star Trek |
| 1:07.4 | podcast from the makers of the Greatest Generation. |
| 1:10.6 | The host of Greatest Trek and the Larkin Awards, Adam Pranica and Benjamin R. Harrison, will be out shortly. |
| 1:16.0 | The votes of the Academy members have been tabulated in secret and the results do not matter at all. |
| 1:22.0 | Stay tuned for award presentations by San Jose. and the results do not matter at all. |
| 1:22.8 | Stay tuned for award presentations |
| 1:24.6 | by Samuel Clemens, Kern, Kevin, Echef's brother, |
| 1:28.8 | and more. |
| 1:29.8 | Tonight, we'll find out which was the best |
| 1:31.8 | new Star Trek season of the year, and who was the Edwardist Larkin. |
| 1:36.0 | Also, will the owner of a gray Honda Accord please head to the parking lot? |
| 1:41.0 | Your headlights are on. |
| 1:43.0 | Hooray for Greatest Trek! |
| 1:46.0 | Even though we are embarrassed as heck, |
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