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Secret Keepers Club

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🗓️ 4 December 2023

⏱️ 43 minutes

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0:00.0	Hello everyone and welcome to Secret Keeper's Club. Thank you so much for tuning in so happy to have you here as always. My name is Kordleino. I'm your host and bunch of emails that you guys sent into Secret Keepers Club at email
0:12.5	that we're gonna get to a lot of things that I want to chit chat with my girls
0:16.0	about just as a reminder this is a pre-recorded episode. I'm away Bipes all right?
0:37.7	I'm not I'm over the ponds pipes. All right? So I just wanted to let you guys know that. I got to give you the heads up on that. I, speaking of going away, you guys, I'm speaking of going away you guys I'm all packed and I'm thinking about you know just embarrassing things that are going to happen to me on my trip and the number one the
0:41.2	first embarrassing thing that's going to happen
0:43.1	is when I'm on the airplane
0:45.3	and I have to lift the luggage up above my head
0:47.4	to put it in the stowaway bin.
0:51.2	Couldn't they have put those things on the ground?
0:54.0	Because why do I have to do a dead lift to get my luggage up there?
1:00.0	And I did pack a full luggage this time, because it's winter clothes they take up more space, you know.
1:06.0	It's not like when I packed over the summer just like shirts and dresses in a skirt, but I didn't overpack by any means.
1:16.6	I packed one sweater, two cardigans, two pairs of jeans, one dressy shirt, one pair of like black regular pants, and then
1:28.7	undershirts like you know t shirts and stuff and then a pair of boots and a pair of sneakers.
1:36.1	So I packed pretty light, but somehow this bitch is,
1:39.3	oh, and I also brought a trench coat because, you know it's going to rain the entire
1:43.0	fucking time that I'm there. So I don't know what the hell is making my luggage so
1:48.8	heavy but it sure is. You don't have to ask someone to help me. I don't know. One thing about me though, I'm going to sleep on a flight and I'm going to have the best sleep in my life. I don't know what it is. I don't know. I think it's those headrests that they have where it's like you can squish the sides of the pillow
2:06.5	to form to your skull.
2:09.3	They just keep your head in place
2:10.6	so you're not just wobbling around.
2:12.4	Oh my God, once I was so long ago but once I was on a plane and I fell asleep on the man next to me.
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