I Crashed a Stranger’s First Date

Unhinged with Chris Klemens

Chris Klemens

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2024

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

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Call the Unhinged line at (667) 577-0807 if you have a wild story, need advice or a debate settled, etc

Blazer-on and blazed up, Chris dives back into the Unhinged phone lines, spills about some salacious voicemails, gives Unhinged citizens a call back, discovers secret siblings and long-lost moms, unpacks pity s*x, wonders about the s*x appeal of Wonderwall, cringes about punching holes in the wall, discusses family vs. father issues, hears about all things horseback riding, helps a caller find her lesbian lover, joins someone on their first date in rural New Hampshire, learns about being wrongfully fired, finds out his family blocked an Unhinged Citizen on Instagram, and checks-in with his Mom on Memorial Day weekend.

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Produced by Chris Klemens (https://www.youtube.com/chris),

Jake Wachtel (https://www.instagram.com/jacobwachtel/) & Justin Bretter (https://justinbretter.com)

Filmed and Edited by Justin Bretter (https://www.instagram.com/fieldsobriety/)

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Transcript

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0:00.0	The show is a dear media production. Okay, the show is recording. Let's pray to God. Let me put in my sexy little pop star in-ear
0:20.8	headphones. I don't honestly know how to do these.
0:23.7	Dear Hannah Montana, if you're listening, can you please give me some pointers on
0:28.4	how to get these things in so seamlessly? Although that just made me sound like even more of a 40-year-old virgin.
0:34.8	Anyways, hi everybody, what's up and welcome back to Unhinged with Chris Clemens.
0:40.5	I'm Chris Clemens in case you thought that this was a substitute.
0:44.0	Nope, I just kind of look like one.
0:46.0	Now I'm really excited for this episode because we are doing more phone calls.
0:55.0	Now, I got a lot of comments about the new format
0:59.6	and people are like, don't ever do this again
1:01.4	or this segment, blah, blah blah blah like I want this to be the
1:09.1	podcast so it's not just the segment it's the real deal sister. Sorry, I'm wearing a blazer if you're watching this on
1:18.0	If you're not watching this on YouTube.com slash out sign unhinged. I'm wearing a blazer.
1:23.2	And I don't normally ever wear a blazer,
1:25.2	and it has my t-shirt all sorts of fucked up within it.
1:28.4	And so I sort of feel like I'm in the middle of one little pretzel.
1:32.8	I'm a sexy pretzel, that's what I'm saying.
1:36.2	Anyways, yeah, I guess before we get into it, if this is your first episode,
1:39.7	thanks for joining us and subscribe to Unhed with Chris Clemens wherever you get your
1:43.5	podcasts we put video episodes up on YouTube.com slash at sign unhinged now as
1:48.7	always rating and reviewing the episodes helps so much and yeah now if you guys want to get involved be sure to follow my
1:56.6	Instagram Chris Clemens as well as the podcast Instagram unhinged with Chris Clemens
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