I Couldn't Find My Pink Stretchy Shorts!!
Armstrong & Getty On Demand
iHeartPodcasts
4.6 • 3.5K Ratings
🗓️ 1 April 2026
⏱️ 36 minutes
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Summary
Hour 1 of A&G features...
- Iran, Supreme Court oral arguments, moon launch & April fools
- Katie Green's Headlines!
- Trump to address the nation, the UAE & Kid Rock-Gate.
- Mailbag!
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:02.3 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:15.3 | Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio |
| 0:18.7 | at the George Washington Broadcast Center. Jack Armstrong and |
| 0:22.5 | Joe Getty. |
| 0:23.5 | Armstrong and Getty. |
| 0:25.0 | And now here's |
| 0:28.6 | Armstrong and Getty. |
| 0:34.6 | Live from Studio C. |
| 0:41.6 | See, Signor! |
| 0:42.5 | A dimly lit room deep within the bowels of the Armstrong and Getty Communications compound. |
| 0:47.4 | I was a little late getting in. |
| 0:48.3 | I couldn't find my pink stretchy shorts to do all my posts on my bimbification fan page. |
| 0:56.5 | Hang to dry. |
| 0:58.3 | They're going to shrink up on you if you're not careful. |
| 1:00.4 | They're already a little snug, but... |
| 1:02.3 | Yeah, I noticed. |
| 1:03.3 | Anyway, today we're under the... |
| 1:05.1 | It's very little left to the imagination. |
| 1:06.9 | Today we're under the tutelage of this title of the show. |
| 1:10.1 | To the moon, Alice, to the moon. |
| 1:12.5 | Wow. |
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