I CHEATED SO HARD HE FOUND GOD!?!?

Not Loveline

The Roost

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture

4.8 • 934 Ratings

🗓️ 16 June 2025

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Trisha and Tana get spiritual today on this episode of Not Loveline! How do you navigate dating a guy that your friend, who PASSED AWAY, used to date? Is it a sign from the afterlife or is it just too icky? And what do you do when you get into beef...on Threads...(with whom I am to assume is the only other person on that app) over a man you cheated on, suddenly finding God? All that and more on today's episode! Thank you to our Sponsors: SEATGEEK! Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order:https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/NOTLOVELINE10*Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount GET A SPICY BONUS EPISODE EVERY WEEK!!! Join us at: https://patreon.com/NotLoveline Sponsor Not Loveline: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/notloveline Edited by @jimmywhetzel TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 CATHERINE PAIZ AND AUSTIN MCBROOM 19:00 CALL #1 SHOULD I GO FOR THIS GUY MY DECEASED FRIEND USED TO DATE? 26:30 CALL #2 I ONLY ATTRACT UGLY GUYS, ADVICE FOR BEING MORE CONFIDENT 32:10 CALL #3 MY WORKPLACE ROMANCE JUST GOT COMPLICATED 39:00 CALL #4 I'M JEALOUS OF MY BEST FRIEND 46:15 CALL #5 MY BF HAS WEIRD BELIEFS 53:30 CALL #6 I CHEATED SO HARD HE BECAME RELIGIOUS AND NOW I'M IN BEEF ON THREADS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:00.1	I just had a friend who was in this exact situation.
1:02.7	What?
1:03.4	Yeah, like two people actually that I know.
1:05.1	Someone from the afterlife center X?
1:06.5	Yes.
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