Hi, oh my god am I on? Yes you are, what's your name? Oh my god, awesome. Um,

nawdy, yeah it's not my real name, but you know. I'm gonna give you some advice.

If you're going by a, if you're going by a fake name, let everyone think it's your real name.

That's the point of the fake name.

To clarify that it's not your real like, it ruins your poker face.

I just don't want to lie to you.

You know what, I respect the intention

with which you, you did that.

Thank you. I'm glad.

What's what's going on?

I just want to apologize if I sound bad it's because I'm a little under the

weather right now my voice doesn't normally sound like this but I'm just so

psyched that I'm on here. The reason I wanted to talk to you, as I'm sure you know, is because I catfished somebody that I worked with over a year ago and I broke his heart as the catfish and now we're like best friends and he still doesn't know that I did this.

Mm. Okay. So, uh, how did you first start to catfish this guy?

Okay, so it started. When he first started working with me, I didn't know anything about him, but one day he said

something that came across as like really like homophobic and I was like yikes you know like you

know you don't just say that shit around people openly and then I found out from one of the other people that I work with

that apparently he told a girl that he wanted to stuff her donut when he was

trying to get late I guess and so we thought yeah natural just you know

regular weird guy things so I knew that this guy had Tinder because I joined Tinder around this time that year and I had seen him while I was swiping on tender.

So we got the idea to make a Tinder profile that was like geared specifically towards this guy.

Like the profile, it was so specific it was like, I love short guys.

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