I cannot believe I gave two legs for my tuition. What a dope I am. Ooh-rah!

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 29 August 2022

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

This week Joe Biden cancels $10k of student debt, enraging people who received debt forgiveness for legitimate reasons (owing a business).

Also, it's V-Day on Facebook as a Missouri school district reinstates the art of spanking students, and minions come out of the woodwork to show us just how normal spanking made them.

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Music:

Elder - The Falling Veil

Bulldoze - Hypocrite

Broadcast - Still Feels Like Tears

Transcript

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0:00.0	The Liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array.
0:07.0	Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoia today.
0:11.0	So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually
0:17.0	messing it up. It's not beautiful when you go across that border but stay tuned guys and we'll show you exactly what we're going to look like when the world
0:28.6	just going to get there in barn and stay tuned
0:33.6	all right i'm alexander edward and i'm tony boswell and we are a meeting death cult the world is ending All right, I'm Alexander Edward. And I'm Tony Boswell.
0:38.6	We're a minion death cult.
0:40.3	The world is ending.
0:42.1	Student loans are responsible.
0:45.9	We're documenting it.
0:47.9	I mean, it's the cancellation of the student loan.
0:50.0	The student, the for-profit education system and predatory lending of the student loans,
0:56.4	that was good.
0:57.9	It's the cancellation.
0:59.3	It's just unthinkable.
1:01.1	It used to be unthinkable.
1:03.6	But before we get into that, before we get into today's episode, hello everybody.
1:07.5	It's Minion Death Colt.
1:08.7	Thank you for tuning in.
1:10.9	I wanted to tell, I wanted to tell Tony and I wanted to tell everybody a very embarrassing story.
1:17.2	Yes, awesome.
1:18.7	Because I feel like if I don't put it out there into the world, I'm going to let myself forget that it happened.
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