“I CAN’T TRUST MY BABY MAMA”
Therapy Gecko
iHeartPodcasts
4.9 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 1 February 2026
⏱️ 77 minutes
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A caller struggles to trust his ex-girlfriend with their child after a strenuous breakup, a caller works through their sex addiction, and we read viewer mail about a thirst for revenge.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:05.5 | Hello. |
| 0:06.8 | Hello? |
| 0:07.9 | Hey, Lyon, what's up? |
| 0:09.5 | What's up, man? |
| 0:10.1 | What's your name? |
| 0:11.5 | My name is Sweet James. |
| 0:14.4 | Sweet James. |
| 0:16.8 | Sweet James. |
| 0:17.8 | To what do I owe the honor, sweet James? |
| 0:20.3 | Well, I was hoping that my text caught your attention, and luckily you did. |
| 0:25.3 | I don't even know what you texted me. |
| 0:28.5 | I just called this number randomly. |
| 0:32.4 | Oh, no way. I feel honor, man. |
| 0:35.5 | Hmm. Well, what did you text me, sweet James? I forgot to be honest. It was a while ago, but are you getting mild? No, you didn't forget. I know exactly what you texted me. You texted me and you said your show should be canceled. Oh, so you also lied to me. You said you didn't see it, you did see it i did i lied to you i lied to you |
| 0:54.6 | because i wanted you to it i wanted to hear it from you i don't uh you know i felt about it that |
| 1:03.3 | way when i first listened to you don't get me wrong i i did but then like kind of, like, got addicted to the show. |
| 1:13.3 | So I'm like, oh, man, this is some real life shit right here, you know? |
| 1:16.7 | Dude, I want to, here's the thing is I want to, like, I called you, and then there was the other guy who was, like, you need to get a real job. |
| 1:25.7 | And I want to have a conversation with someone who like just actually genuinely really |
| 1:31.0 | hates me. |
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