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Hey there kids, it's me, Mr. Creepy pasta,

and before we get started on tonight's story I'm

gonna let you know about Cabinet of Fever Dreams. Cabinet of Fever Dreams is a

podcast on Spotify. Mike I think has some of the more creative stories and especially

some really really outlandish ones. I hope all of you guys can

check out the podcast, give it a quick subscribe, you know, along with any of your other favorite

podcasts that you might have here, you know what I'm saying?

All these great places for horror.

Link to the podcast will be in the description down below.

And now, on to the night's story. Please excuse me if I misspeak anything.

Even as I write these words, I'm waving to the man who sits among the stars. A new moon will come soon and I gotta get my

waving and be impolite not to.

For those of you that don't know of me, I work in an observatory,

specializing in comprehensive galactic surveys by night and by day I informed a lovely faceless chorus on the internet about various celestial phenomena.

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