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What's Your Problem With Nick Abbot and Carol McGiffin

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 597 Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2025

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

In this episode, Carol doesn't want to party, Nick fails to book lunch and they help with getting a haircut and with people who say "long story short"

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0:00.0	You are a leaf drifting along on a warm evening breeze.
0:08.0	The other leaves like Giuseppe or Carol from work,
0:16.0	look at you and think,
0:19.0	Mama Mia,
0:24.0	I wish I was that guy.
0:29.4	As the sun dips into the horizon,
0:31.4	you settle upon the surface of a sparkling mountain stream.
0:35.5	A fluffy hotel towel shaped like a swan drifts past,
0:41.2	followed by an actual swan.
0:44.8	And that is what drinking water filtered by Laika is Laika.
0:53.4	Ciao to the good stuff.
0:55.3	Alibedici to the rest.
1:02.0	This is a global player original podcast.
1:09.5	Oh, hello there.
1:11.4	Oh, good morning, Nicola.
1:15.7	Would you like to say that again?
1:17.8	Without the address is on the arse.
1:23.6	That's my new name for you.
1:25.3	I'm bored with knickers.
1:27.1	That's nice.
1:28.0	Okay.
1:28.5	Can we go back to knickers?
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