I Can't Get Back In Bed With Him
Strawberry Letter
iHeartPodcasts
4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 19 April 2019
⏱️ 15 minutes
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Summary
Dear Steve and Shirley, I am dating a man that I consider to be my soul mate. We have a long distance relationship but we see each other often. He always comes to visit me and I would always make sure that my house was clean. I would go out of my way to impress him. This past weekend, I went to visit him for the first time after driving for four hours, I got to his house and I was immediately shocked and disappointed by what I saw. His house was absolutely filthy. Before I could even hug him, I couldn't help but blurt out............
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| 0:39.3 | Subject, I can't get back in bed with him. |
| 0:44.1 | Subject, I can't get back in bed with him. |
| 0:48.2 | Dear Stephen Shirley, I am dating a man that I consider to be my soulmate. |
| 0:52.5 | We have a long-distance relationship, but we see each other |
| 0:55.9 | often. He always comes to visit me, and I would always make sure that my house was clean. I would go out of |
| 1:02.7 | my way to impress him. This past weekend, I went to visit him for the first time. After driving for |
| 1:09.6 | four hours, I got to his house and I was immediately |
| 1:13.2 | shocked and disappointed by what I saw. His house was absolutely filthy. Before I could even hug him, |
| 1:23.2 | I couldn't help but blurt out. I thought you cleaned up. We went back and forth on what he thought was clean and what my interpretation of clean was. |
| 1:32.3 | I decided to do the cleaning myself and he agreed to help me. |
| 1:36.3 | My first priority was to clean the bedroom, where I'd be sleeping. |
| 1:41.3 | I started with the bed to put clean sheets on it. As I pulled back the |
| 1:46.0 | covers, I discovered a huge pee stain on his mattress. I almost got sick from the sight and |
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