Welcome to Can't Believe Reckless, a production of our heart radio and the Black Effect.

Oh shit and just like that, we're back on the air. Welcome back, y'all. I know I was gone for a minute.

Now, back with the muffling jump off. All right. So we got Taylor in the air. Welcome back, y'all. I know I was gone for a minute. Now, back with the

muff. Jump off. All right. So we got Taylor in the studio. She's going to read the stories.

Now, I know I had a reading when I was pregnant, but I just like her reading. I don't care.

Not that I don't feel like it. I just like the fact that somebody else can read it so I can focus on what's being read and then fix the mess afterwards. So we're going to have her read. Now you read better now, right? Because members... Lord Jesus.

Are you going to tell them what that sound is?

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. The sound, these are my breast pumps. I know for moms who do breastfeed and they do pump y'all already figured it out but the ones

who don't and all my gentlemen

out there because I know y'all ain't pumping

well you know let me stop because there ain't no telling

what the fuck they do now. But in January

when President Trump be like

ah ah!

These are

breast pumps y'all breast pumps are breast pumps, y'all.

Breast pumps, I'm pumping because my baby is a breastfed baby.

So y'all going to hear this for the remainder of the episode.

Now, the first story that we got, because nobody is sending in voice memos, y'all still scared for the people who y'all be writing us about to hear your voice.

Now we got to read.

So go ahead, Taylor, what we got to read so go ahead taylor what we got and slow down okay yo it's good y'all my name is johnny i am 21 years old that lives in colorado

honestly i'm gonna get straight to the point i don't get no bitches well i get like

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