I Can't Drive 25 (with Jon Gabrus & Adam Pally)

Double Threat with Julie Klausner & Tom Scharpling

Forever Dog

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 11 July 2022

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

Party boys Jon Gabrus & Adam Pally (101 Places To Party Before You Die) join Tom and Julie to talk competitive eating and watch Queensrÿche lead singer Geoff Tate's press kit. Plus send us your recording of Mr. Baldwinedere (lyrics below). Also, Julie's impression of Patricia Arquette in Severance, Hal Holbrook as Mark Twain, Bench Boham, Abbott and Costello, and Atlanta strip clubs.

MR. BALDWINEDERE (to the tune of the Mr. Belvedere theme song)

Smashed up the china,

Cause you messed up his lunch.

(Oh my!)

Drop kicked his assistant,

Instead of giving a punch.

(What a guy!)

Cause sometimes pigs get out of line

And no one's spared.

AB is on patrol

Run and hide in the hidey hole.

Your dad is really super maa-aaa-aad.

Every day a new arrival.

Dad's hiding out watching Barry.

It's got a homogeneity of tone.

CLIPS FROM TODAY'S EPISODE

*Geoff Tate's Press Kit Video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChZ-QSinSF8

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