I Can't Drive 25 (with Jon Gabrus & Adam Pally)

Double Threat with Julie Klausner & Tom Scharpling

Forever Dog

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 11 July 2022

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

Party boys Jon Gabrus & Adam Pally (101 Places To Party Before You Die) join Tom and Julie to talk competitive eating and watch Queensrÿche lead singer Geoff Tate's press kit. Plus send us your recording of Mr. Baldwinedere (lyrics below). Also, Julie's impression of Patricia Arquette in Severance, Hal Holbrook as Mark Twain, Bench Boham, Abbott and Costello, and Atlanta strip clubs. MR. BALDWINEDERE (to the tune of the Mr. Belvedere theme song) Smashed up the china, Cause you messed up his lunch. (Oh my!) Drop kicked his assistant, Instead of giving a punch. (What a guy!) Cause sometimes pigs get out of line And no one's spared. AB is on patrol Run and hide in the hidey hole. Your dad is really super maa-aaa-aad. Every day a new arrival. Dad's hiding out watching Barry. It's got a homogeneity of tone. CLIPS FROM TODAY'S EPISODE *Geoff Tate's Press Kit Video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChZ-QSinSF8 ABORTION ADVOCACY RESOURCES https://www.podvoices.help BUY TICKETS TO DOUBLE THREAT LIVE! 2ND NEW YORK DATE ADDED! *September 28 2022 - Los Angeles - Lodge Room - https://www.lodgeroomhlp.com/shows/double-threat-podcast *October 21 2022 - Brooklyn - The Bell House - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/double-threat-hosted-by-julie-klausner-tom-scharpling-tickets-330645087357 JOIN FOREVER DOG PLUS FOR VIDEO EPISODES, AD-FREE EPISODES, & BONUS CONTENT: http://foreverdog.plus JOIN THE DOUBLE THREAT FAN GROUPS: *Discord https://discord.com/invite/PrcwsbuaJx *Reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/doublethreatfriends *Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/doublethreatfriends DOUBLE THREAT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threat SEND SUBMISSIONS TO: [email protected] FOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT: https://twitter.com/doublethreatpod https://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpod DOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threat Theme song by Mike Krol Artwork by Michael Kupperman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	caution. The ultimate spicy meatball from Dominoes is hot. Just not stupid hot. It won't earn you
0:05.4	mythical status or get you a nickname like Mad Dog or Dragon's Breath. It's hot. Good hot.
0:10.8	The kind of hot that boosts taste nothing else. The ultimate spicy meatball with Siracchard
0:15.2	Drizzle from Dominoes, it will get you fired up. Subject to availability.
0:20.3	It's time to explore. This is your opportunity to discover what's out there for you
0:24.8	and realise what you were made to do. It's time to achieve. Learn more. Realise your potential
0:30.6	and become who you were made to be. It's time to create. Make new friendships.
0:35.9	Discover new passions and become the best version of you. It's time to discover Oxford Brooks
0:42.6	University. Join us on an open day. Visit OxfordBrooks.ac.uk to find out more.
0:48.0	Forever! You cut out my impression of Patricia Arquette. Right, we got to put that in again
1:00.2	somewhere. Yeah, I'm glad you brought that up. That was a real... Right, what are you doing?
1:04.5	No, it was a... I just need to get... I'll do it again. I'll do it again. I'll do it again. Thank you.
1:08.9	You guys want to hear my impression of Patricia Arquette from Severance? Yes, please.
1:12.8	Okay, this is Patricia Arquette's character from Severance. I don't do a lot of impressions,
1:17.0	but I do this. Mark.
1:24.2	Want me to do it again? Yes, please. More time. Mark.
1:31.3	I'm Brett, you listen to me right now. If you cut that from the episode,
1:35.5	there's going to be hell to pay.
2:06.1	All right, oh boy, we're gearing up for the show now and we're going to do a show and it's
2:18.4	going to be great and it's going... Oh my god, you're here. I was just talking to myself.
2:22.4	Yeah, oh hi, I didn't see you there. I was psyching myself up for the show.
2:30.1	Julie, have you ever seen, because you are a wrong way?
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