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I CAN'T DEFEND CHAPPELL ROAN ANYMORE

PlanBri Uncut

Barstool Sports

Relationships, Society & Culture

4.43.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 March 2026

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Welcome back to Planbri... today it's just me and you guys! We talk about all the drama that unfolded this week with Chappell Roan, Timothée Chalamet, and the Mormon Wives. I also update you guys on my dating life... Visit https://highnoonspirits.com to find a pack near you Refresh your profile on Bumble at https://bumble.onelink.me/3396940749/fb6f84x3 We’re All Strong on This Planet™. Join today in-club, online or in the free PF app Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/planbriuncut/ Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@planbriuncut?lang=en Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/planbriuncut Our Merch: https://store.barstoolsports.com/collections/planbri-uncut?gad_source=1&gadid=&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI5OfqyMXOhAMVIWtHAR0ywwSVEAAYASAAEgLvMvD_BwE&utm_campaign=18065118167&utm_content=&utm_medium=paid&utm_source=google&utm_term=


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0:00.0

Hey, PlanBri listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. What's up, guys? Welcome back to another episode of PlanBri. God, it's a solo episode. Did you miss just me in your ear? Because I've missed talking to you guys. It's been forever. This whole entire episode, this whole entire podcast is brought to you by my favorite drink in the world. High noon.

0:21.1

We love it.

0:21.8

We drink her.

0:22.6

I'm not going to say every day because that would be crazy. But we drink her at least once a week, baby. So if you haven't had a high noon yet, make sure to go check it out. And let's get into this episode. I literally, before I started, I just said, what's up, my degenerates? Welcome back to another episode. and it was giving nostalgia.

0:36.6

I don't remember the last time that I've said,

0:38.7

what's up my degenerates?

0:39.6

Also, I think the last time that i've

0:38.4

said what's up my degenerates also i think the last time that i sat down and did a solo with you guys

0:43.1

was friggin friggin what the friggin hell hannah how friggin long ago i think it has to be like a

0:51.0

month or at least three weeks damn son that's crazy also my crazy. Also, my shirt says, hit him with your car. I love it. Hit him with your car. And I've done so, I feel like I've lived 500 life since the last time I've sat down and hung out with you guys. I'm feeling freaking good. I have been in a good mood for the past. God damn it, month? Hannah, I don't know if you, I don't know if you've been in a good mood for the past, God damn it, month.

1:11.6

Hannah, I don't know if you, I don't know if you've been in a good mood, buddy. I haven't seen you in a month, but man, oh man, I've been in a good mood. And I just want all y'all out there to also be in a good fucking mood. If you're listening to this on a Sunday, if you're listening to this on a Monday, a Tuesday, Wednesday, Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday, a Saturday.

1:26.4

I want you to be in a good mood.

1:27.9

If you're having a bad day right now,

1:29.6

turn it the hell around because you know what? If you're listening to this on a Monday, a Tuesday, a Wednesday, a Thursday, a Thursday, a Friday, a Saturday. I want you to be in a good mood.

1:27.9

If you're having a bad day right now, turn it the hell around because you know what? We're literally going to die soon. Is that makes someone feel good or bad, you think? I think bad, probably. But no, it should make you feel good. Like, why waste your time being so, oh, today sucks. this happened to me, this happened to me. Why not just be fucking happy, man? No, literally, when I was younger, I used to be the most depressed girl in the whole entire world would be sobbing, crying, and my mom would be like, happiness is a choice. That's me today right now. I'm your mom in high school, and I'm telling you happiness is a fucking choice. So be happy today, you motherfucker, you rat bastard bitch. I've been stuck in a

2:03.0

bit for maybe two weeks now. I have so much to talk to you guys about. I don't know where to

2:09.0

begin. There is a lot of pop culture things off the top that I feel like we might need to start

2:13.6

with because what the fuck has been happening for the past week um i think i want to dive into

2:19.9

okay so the chapel rhone shit happened the taylor frankie polly junior shit happened uh harry's album

2:26.7

dropped which was literally probably a month ago before i even got to talk about it march 6th yeah

2:31.9

march 6th um so i haven't even really got to chat about it now you haven't taught yet. And I won't bore you guys too much because I know we're not all Harry's here, but you are talking with two Harry's in the room right now. And I went to Spain. I went to L.A. We got to talk about meatball man. We got to talk about. We just have so much shit to talk about so let's just dive into it let's

2:51.3

start with the chapel rhone shit so last week chapel roan skinned alive like 16 kids that came up to

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