Hey, hello, hello, hello, hello. Ash you're looking mighty fine and mighty pregnant today.

Thank you. Thank you. I am in the first week of my third trimester and I couldn't hate it more.

But it's great.

You should be grateful.

No, my favorite one is this was me practicing what not to say by the way. My favorite comment I get is

Well, you only have ten more weeks and to that I say you tell me an illness that you would be happy

having for ten more weeks.

It's not an illness.

Feels like an illness.

Yesterday I was walking. I validate that.

I was walking around the house.

It's possible I would feel the same way if I were pregnant.

And I have this. I will never know.

I have this like darling grandma who has broken her back

more times than I know.

And she is a really hard time walking straight

and I just paused for a moment as I was walking

just like her.

You were you look exactly like your grandma when you were you went from the table to the freezer

and it was like wow I stayed in I see what actually will be like in 60 years.

I stayed at a 90 degree angle.

It's terrible.

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