I Can Pay the Bills!
Armstrong & Getty On Demand
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4.6 • 3.5K Ratings
🗓️ 25 November 2019
⏱️ 37 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I'm Billionaire Tom Steyer and I'm running for president for a simple reason. |
| 0:25.7 | It's fun and it gets me out of the house. |
| 0:29.2 | I'm sorry Mr. Steyer. My producers are telling me you have to blink. |
| 0:33.6 | I have to do what? |
| 0:35.6 | You have to blink at some point. |
| 0:38.6 | Oh no I do not. |
| 0:40.6 | And I will not. |
| 0:42.6 | Will Farrell on Saturday Night Live playing the role of billionaire Tom Steyer. |
| 0:46.4 | By the way, last sketch of Saturday Night Live, I realized most of you didn't see it |
| 0:51.0 | because you don't stay up that late or whatever. |
| 0:53.4 | Seek out the sketch of Will Farrell being the guy with the mannequin doing the comedy |
| 0:58.3 | routine. |
| 0:59.3 | The ventriloquist. |
| 1:00.3 | Holy cow. |
| 1:01.9 | That is something in his dark. |
| 1:04.1 | It is dark. |
| 1:06.3 | Anyway. |
| 1:08.5 | So here's something Joe and I talk about a lot. |
| 1:10.3 | Joe's not here. |
| 1:11.3 | He got a new hip on Friday and maybe he'll be calling in at some point because he was |
| 1:15.2 | tweeting over the weekend that everything's fine, but he's all hopped up on fentanyl and |
| 1:20.5 | a propa fell. |
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