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Ration 922 and it says am I the arsle here?

We're calling my wife a slob and demanding she clean before I come home.

I 30 male just came back from a nearly six-month deployment.

I've been married to my wife 29 female for two years.

This is the longest deployment I've had since we've lived together.

No kids, but we do have a few pets.

I bought the house we lived in before we got married, and before I left, it was clean and in great condition.

When I walked through the door, it was like stepping into one of those hoarder show houses.

I wish I was kidding.

This is not an exaggeration.

In fact, there's probably not descriptive enough.

The master bathroom had black mold on the walls.

The sink and shower were caked with soap scum, hair everywhere, trash covering the floor.

We're talking used tissues, used pads, makeup packaging, all just strewn around.

The toilet, I won't even describe the toilet.

The bedroom had waste high piles of clothes, papers, and God knows what, lining two walls.

The carpet was completely covered in pet hair.

I saw little moths flying around that looked like the kind that eat fabric and hair.

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