I Bring Nothing to this Marriage

The Buckleys

Platform Media

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2026

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

What gives Clair 'the ick'? James finds out after a tough train journey in, and the Buckleys get riled up as they go through a list of annoying habits. James experiences what it would be like as a single dad after Clair heads off to Paris for a hen do, and the Buckleys discover what 'barebeating' is (despite thinking it's something very different...) You can be a part of the podcast too by emailing your messages to: ⁠thebuckleys@platformmedia.u⁠k or by dropping us a DM ⁠@thebuckleyspod⁠ Check out The Buckleys on TikTok: ⁠@thebuckleyspod⁠ The Buckleys Podcast on Instagram: ⁠@thebuckleyspod⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Do you know what? I don't think I like ice cream.
0:02.4	You don't like anything, Claire.
0:04.0	Name something you like.
0:08.0	Do you know what gives me the ick?
0:09.0	What?
0:10.0	Grown fucking women that get the ick over stuff.
0:15.0	You better be careful because hot dog might be listening to this.
0:18.0	Hot Doug!
0:19.0	He's going to President! This is a real guy, I'm telling you!
0:23.4	Why, when you're making a point, do you do this all the time?
0:26.9	China.
0:27.7	Okay.
0:33.1	Right, podcast time.
0:34.7	It's time for a podcast, and this podcast is called The Buckley's.
0:39.1	I've heard of that. It's meant to be very funny. It's meant to be really good. It's meant to be funny, isn't it? Did we forget that? Shit, it's meant to be funny. It is. This is episode 75. All right, this will be a funny one. Watch us. This is the podcast where we sit down, have a chat, moan a bit and invite you into our lives.
0:54.8	But before we do get into it, I just want to remind you that you can get one. Watch us. This is the podcast where we sit down and have a chat, moan a bit, and invite you into our lives.
0:54.8	But before we do get into it,
0:55.9	I just want to remind you that you can get in touch with us with your stories and questions and whatnot by emailing the Buckleys at Platformmedia. Or you can message us at the Buckley's Pod and Instagram and TikTok. And don't forget to follow and subscribe the show on Spotify, whatever podcast app that you like to use
1:09.8	and if you do enjoy the show,
1:10.8	we'll not go ahead and leave us a review afterwards.
1:12.6	Right, I'm here.
1:13.9	You done?
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