All right, hands up. You can't name your baby that.

It's one more thing.

Armstrong and Getty.

One more thing.

Illegal baby names.

Who knew there was such a thing?

I've got the list, but we'll get to that in a second.

First, this.

This happened with another school somewhere a couple weeks ago, and we mentioned it.

Now it's happened at a school in Iowa where they've had to put out a statement.

The superintendent put out a statement at this school.

There's a rumor our schools have litter boxes in the restrooms to accommodate individuals who are self-identifying as animals.

This is simply emphatically not true.

So now we have an Iowa school where somehow the rumor has gotten around that kids who identify as furries,

they put a litter box in the bathroom to accommodate them.

And I think we mentioned this for the last school.

Things are so weird right now.

If this were true somewhere, probably not Iowa.

But if you'd have told me there's a Portland school where they're doing that, I'd have thought, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So, okay, so this is now spreading.

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