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You all ready for a podcast yeah i did something i didn't think i would ever do i became a smuggler over the weekend what i don't even want to know. So did you notice Scotty B.

laughing and clapping?

Yeah.

Would you care to explain how this smuggling came to be?

Okay.

I think I'm pretty sure I broke the law and you are now breaking the law.

I don't know if either one of us actually did.

But I just looked it up, so go ahead.

Okay.

So the environmentalists are going to yell at me, but I prefer a styrofoam coffee cup because I've been using them for years.

I hate you already. I'm crazy the way that I'm regimented. And when I use that cup, I know exactly where I can start drinking my coffee on my way to work because it's the perfect temperature. And whatever. You're a scumbag. Wait, do they make cyrofoam cups anymore? Yes, that's where this is heading. Okay. So I order cases of a thousand of them, and they last me like two or three years. And in between the time I ordered the last case and the time that I ran out, they were outlawed in New York and New Jersey. As they should be, because they're terrible. That's cool. So is a lot of things. All of it is getting slowly outlawed.

It's terrible.

That's great.

Well, my kids will have to deal with it.

I don't give a crap.

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