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The fucking beyond, bro. That is too much. You've gone too far this time, Zach.

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love, love, love, love you. Yeah, so right after the last episode, I started

getting the sniffles and a really bad sore throat. And well, Theodore, I think

this is just going to be what happens for me, because Theodore started

pre-school. And now Ely is starting to get a sore throat. It's like, bro, it's all

over for us. But I did two COVID tests last night and this morning and they're

both positive. So just so you guys know, that's negative. This is sick. I'm kidding.

Negative. Okay. I wonder, is it illegal to come in knowing you have COVID and not

telling anyone? I wonder if that's illegal. I don't know. You might maybe not like

crimp, like, maybe you could get sued. Yeah, maybe if it kills one of us. Yeah. Yeah.

Who would have killed you guys who do you think would be the most likely to die?

Well, you ain't already, he survived COVID. So I feel like he, he had already passed the

bar. He's got that long COVID or somebody's and I feel like Zach would die. Oh, how

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