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It would be fair to say that I had a problem with authority during my mortal existence.

I guess that's why I got assigned the punishment I did once I arrived in hell.

As you can imagine, rebellious behavior isn't exactly encouraged here in the underworld.

The devil and his cohorts do not tolerate dissent from the damned, and it's definitely not advisable to end up on Satan's wrong side.

I wasn't a good guy when I was alive.

I guess that goes without saying, but it's worth repeating. However, I'm not the worst man to ever be condemned to the

underworld, and I often wonder whether I deserve my fate. I did some bad stuff for sure, but I was never a psychopath or serial killer.

In a way, it's a shame I'm not pure evil, because those types tend to do well down here.

If you were a murderous dictator or war criminal on earth, then your skills

are going to be very much in demand in this joint. That's as long as you know your place

and don't dare to challenge the boss.

As for myself, I suppose you could call me one of the lucky ones.

That is to say, I wasn't subjected to the eternal torment dished out to millions of damned souls trapped within the nine circles.

Nor was I conscripted into the zombie hordes pulled from the streets of Dis and thrown into

the meat grinder, becoming cannon fodder in Satan's endless wars of conquest across multiple

dimensions.

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