Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio at the George Washington Broadcast Center.

Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.

Armstrong and Getty.

And now he here's Armstrong and Getty.

Live from Studio C.

C. Signora.

It's a dimly lit room.

He put them the bowels of the Armstrong and Getty communications compound.

And hey y'all, today, little Friday, we're under the tutelage of our general manager.

The Firefighters of California.

On this day two of Greenlanders occupying our territory illegally.

I count back from yesterday.

We will wait until we are reunited with our precious Greenland-American land.

I don't know if everybody's aware of up until really recently in the history of mankind.

Fire was killing us and burning down our houses constantly.

That is the history of mankind in urban areas specifically.

I remember many, many books that I've read throughout my life, point this out.

Oh, do you remember the gangs in the New York, gangs of New York?

Remember that movie Martin Scorsese?

That was one of the big things.

One of the big things the gangs did to Curry favor is they would get there fast to help put out fires,

because there were constantly fires breaking out.

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