Hi everybody this is God's ad as you all know I'm someone who

Engages in introspection when I make a mistake. I'd like to apologize for it and more often than not I like to

self-flagellate for it because I self-loaf therefore I am this is the operative ethos in the West so there's a lot for

me to feel bad about to feel ashamed about I about. I committed all sorts of egregious acts, you know,

thought crimes. And so I just want sort of a packaged self-flagellation and a holistic and

a amalgamated self-flagellation. Apologize for some of my transgressions over the past few months.

First of all, I'd like to apologize for having posted some effectively positive tweets regarding Tucker Carlson.

As you know, I appeared on his show last October his television show that was wrong of

me because he is a Russian stooge and more recently a couple of months ago I went to Florida to do his long form

chat and then when I appeared on the show and then we had a great time and he was lovely and gracious and he was so sweet with my family

I posted a tweet of friendship and then my cousin who grew up with me in Lebanon who went through the Civil War with me

who was my best friend disowned me because I was friendly with Tucker and I realize now I was wrong Tucker is a Russian spy and so I hope that

this will set me straight with my cousin.

Then I went to Hungary to MCC, which is an institute that is very much supported by the Orban government.

And of course, you know, Orbán is a horrifying fascist and some people were upset at me that I would, you know, go to hungry because of course the Orban government for example is not very open to all of the

parasitic ideas that are proliferating in the West and so you know I mean how can a society truly advance if

it doesn't have queer studies and women studies as its foundational theoretical frameworks and so I apologize for having gone to Hungary.

Now I got the next one is a really really big one this one. There are two more I'm gonna do three more big apology so there's a lot that I'm a positive by the way I truly do hit myself with the whip of self-disgust, the whip of self-loathing, and the

will, whip of self-hatred.

I'm not hitting the the leather chair. I'm not hitting the leather chair. I'm actually literally hitting my back and I'm doing this not only to you know repent for my sins but I'm also repenting for your sins by proxy.

Now a few days ago I returned from Austin. Many things to repent for here. Number one, I visited

UT Austin where they visited the Salem Center for Policy, where there were

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