Well, every time I go to Chipotle, I get the exact same thing every time.

I'm not a very adventurous eater. I just get the same thing every time, and it's this. If you're looking for the perfect Chipotle order, this is it. Chicken bowl with brown rice. Brown rice doesn't taste very good, but apparently it's better for you. Then you get rice, or then you get black and pinto beans because you get more. I know some of you are black only. only, I'm like black and Pinto beans for sure. Then veggies and then cheese and then pico. And then since I'm not a doctor or a

lawyer like some of you, I can't afford the guac. So I have to pass on that. But here's the key.

The key for me is that Chipotle is kind of bland without the red salsa. So I ask for the red hot salsa, but I asked for it on the side because if they put it on top of it, it just ruins the whole thing and it's way, way, way too hot. So I just ask for a cup of it on the side. And that's what I do every time. And a couple weeks ago, I picked up Chipotle for my wife and me and brought it home.

And we were eating at the dinner table with me, my wife, and my two-year-old daughter. And we were sharing our food with her. So we were sharing the rice and the beans and the chicken and she didn't care about any of it. She wasn't eating any of it. She wouldn't even look at any of it because the only thing that she was looking at was dad's red cup.

My red cup, my red cup of hot salsa. We're just like, hey, well, you eat your food, we'll eat your food. And she just kept saying, red cup, red cup, red cup. And I was like, jacy girl, no, you're not going to like it. It is way too hot. It's going to burn your mouth. And she just

kept saying, red cup, red cup. And I was like, Jacey, it's way too hot for you. It's way too

hot for you. And she just kept saying, red cup, red cup, red cup. And so I fell in a peer pressure.

And I was like, okay, you want it?

You can have it.

So I grabbed it and set it down next to her and she was just delighted.

Like it just made her day, brought a huge smile to her face, so I felt great as a dad.

And she took her spoon and she just grabbed a huge huge spoonful of it, put it in her mouth,

and she was smiling so big for about two seconds.

And then the tears came, and then she started making faces like this.

And just trying to get the salsa out of her mouth.

And then she was no longer pointing at the red cup. She was pointing at me going, too hot, too hot, too hot. And I'm like, don't blame me. My hands are clean of this. This is on you, girl. I told you what it would be, but you wanted what you wanted, so you have the consequences of it. And she should have known better. I've been eating Chipotle for 15 years.

She's been eating food for like 15 months.

I know food and I know Chipotle better than her.

And as her dad, I want to give her what she will like.

I want her to have what would taste good to her.

So she can happily eat whatever is put on her plate because I love her and I want

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