Creepy presents, I am the dark triad,

written by Paul Kaseley,

and narrated by JV Hampton Van Sant.

As a reporter, I am used to getting weird things

from strange people.

It happens all the time.

The world has changed a lot in the 25 years.

I've been a misjob.

When I started, we were using computers,

but still submitting paper copies of things.

People still subscribed and bought physical newspapers.

The internet hadn't taken over yet.

Now, I submit my stories electronically,

and our newspaper subscribers have dwindled down

to about 15% compared to what they were 25 years ago.

I never thought that I would be working from home

when I was first hired,

but now I blog as well as send in articles

to be posted online.

I know that blogging is still so 2005,

but it takes a while for the industry to catch up

as is evidenced by the number of newspapers

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