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The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 28 July 2025
⏱️ 163 minutes
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Summary
Today’s episode of The Rizzuto Show is a wild ride from 30,000 feet to the depths of pop culture madness. From the Serial Butt Sniffer, to peeing standing up, this episode is an adventure. Play along with real or fake: dating app edition, hear Gary Busey's sports report, and so much more. Grab your headphones, your sense of humor, and maybe a seat away from anyone too curious—this episode’s off the rails in the best way.
Show Notes:
- Couple arrested for having sex on a JetBlue flight
- The Serial Butt Sniffer saga
- Ozzy and Black Sabbath's greatest hits
- South Park tops charts
- 'The Fantastic Four' Review
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| 0:00.0 | The Rizzuto Show podcast, powered by Dobbs. |
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| 0:20.6 | Apply it, go to dobs.com today. |
| 0:23.0 | All right, let's hit it. |
| 0:25.6 | The listener discretion is advised. |
| 0:30.4 | Rizzuto. |
| 0:31.6 | Rizuto. |
| 0:32.7 | Roruto? |
| 0:33.2 | Rurudo. |
| 0:33.3 | Rurudo? |
| 0:33.6 | Roodo. |
| 0:33.6 | Roodo. Oh, what was that, Ray. |
| 0:43.8 | I don't like it. |
| 0:45.4 | Oh, that was a machine gun. |
| 0:50.5 | Well, fun. |
| 0:51.5 | Machine gun, hey, that's his rap name. |
| 0:53.3 | There's no police singing. |
| 1:11.0 | Is that how you want to start the week, huh? Why not? Like that? Don't get it twisted. Why not? Well, good morning, everybody. It's Monday. It is July the 28th, and here we are. We are ready to go. We are in the ship. And we are in the stuff. We are in it. We're in the mix. We're in it. We're on it and we're around it. We are in the shit. And we are in the stuff. We are in it. |
| 1:11.6 | We're in the mix. |
| 1:12.4 | We're in it. |
| 1:12.9 | We're on it and we're around it. |
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