I am sick of my tenants, just sick of them...

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2023

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

This week we start the episode by listening to the Goldfinger/Good Charlotte 9/11 tribute: The Innocent (not bowling rock)

Then, we dive into the most important news of the week: Matt Walsh's wife calls him out on twitter for a baffling encounter she had with his fish guy, including her husband's many other domestic failings.

ALSO: The wealthy tech-bro failure from WeWork has a new venture--tricking tennants into maintaining his rental properties for him.

FINALLY: A CEO is being buillied by their (articulate!) staff and isnt sure how much more abuse they can take.

Music:

Radi*head - Weird Fishes

Sandrider - Circles

Starflyer 59 - Happy Days Are Here Again

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Transcript

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0:00.0	The liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array.
0:07.0	Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoania today.
0:11.0	So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.
0:18.0	It's not beautiful when you go across that border. Stay tuned and we'll show you exactly what it looks like when you're
0:27.6	okay I'm Alexander Edward and I'm Tony Boswell. The world is ending.
0:39.1	Improperly motivated tenants are responsible.
0:43.5	We're documenting it.
0:45.6	What's up, everybody?
0:46.9	Welcome to the show.
0:48.0	Thank you so much for listening.
0:50.8	Right off the top, you got to get those pre-orders in for the brand new Minion Death Cult T-shirt.
0:56.4	A beautiful natural cotton t-shirt inspired by the 1990s action movie Double Team starring two very handsome gentlemen.
1:08.5	That's kind of why I feel an affinity towards that movie i think
1:12.2	uh jean claude van dam and dennis rodman there's also a rumor that um that movie takes place
1:19.6	well actually know it it already happened huh we reached the year didn't we there goes my joke i think
1:24.1	we've hit the year that double team takes place in.
1:28.0	Unsure.
1:30.1	Not sure what year it takes place.
1:34.1	I think that it was written by a time travel and it's actually about us in the future.
1:35.4	Oh, okay, cool.
1:38.0	I better get to work holding my breath then.
1:39.1	Yeah.
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