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Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

I AM PAPI! | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 64

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.72.8K Ratings

🗓️ 19 April 2022

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy CHAOS has made his pilgrimage to Puerto Rico!!!!! The island ain't ready for the chaos!!! We talk about how lit the Egyptians were and the medieval ages. Also shout out to baby V making her podcasting debut! THE CHAOS IS HERE BABES! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

This episode is good. This is the Chrissy Puerto Rico's app. We're in Puerto Rico having a good time. Look at the flag behind me. That's why I got an island in Jersey on Kazama. I

0:07.3

Linn by and Puerto Rico baby. I'm telling you we're gonna have fun next sat next Friday, April 29th. I am at the Win Creek Event Center in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. May 7th. I am in Miami at the Miami Improv.

0:21.8

May 26th in Phoenix, May 14th at the Count Bayesian Red Bank, New Jersey. Listen, this episode is gonna be fun. We got a special special special guest that you may think looks like Vladimir Putin and a rice ball.

0:35.8

What's up everybody? Welcome to another episode of Chrissy chaos. We're coming to you live from Puerto Rico where people have babies on their lap.

0:51.0

Yeah, look at that plant struggling. The plant struggling just like what else is struggling my YouTube go to YouTube.com.com.com. We're gonna start paying for ads on YouTube like everybody else. We've realized that a lot of people out there are buying their views. So we're gonna start doing it too.

1:13.5

We're going we are in San Juan, Puerto Rico. Back to where this is where you're from. This is where your heritage is mama. That's your heritage. My little baby violets heritage is she's half Puerto Rican, half white. And we're in Puerto Rico. And it's great. I thought I had this whole plan to use Logan Paul studio. And then I was just told that that would be a fee of $5,000.

1:40.1

So we're not gonna do that. So instead we're here in a garage. Um, where what do you want to say? Okay, she wants to eat it. That baby, that's not a rice ball. We figured that if violet was a was a food item, she'd be a rice ball. She's a rice ball.

1:57.1

I love you so much. I love all my kids. Um, hi. So listen folks. It's one of those things where I just actually want to quickly give a quick thank you to everyone who supports the Chrissy KS podcast and mama and mama. Yes, I want to give a shout out to mama. Mama. Yes. And I want to give a shout out to her. Yeah, because I couldn't be doing the Chrissy KS podcast without without mama. Yeah. And who do you want to give a shout out to?

2:24.6

Thank you. Um, so we I just want to say to mama, of course, and also all the fit, but really all the fans that have tuned in every week. We are over a year into the show. And it's really truly changed my life. Um, it's. It's changed homeless. Pimps life.

2:42.6

now it sneakers with whistles on the back.

2:44.6

And that's because of the Chrissy K. O's fans.

2:46.7

Vanitya gets her hair done every week and goes on trips

2:48.9

degrees like you can't fucking imagine.

2:51.6

Ed, everyone's eating because of the chaotic.

2:55.2

T.T. Jerry's got new tits.

2:57.0

And I spent too much money on a Puerto Rican vacation

3:00.3

that everyone was miserable at.

3:02.1

So what can you do?

3:03.6

No, that's bad.

3:04.5

Well, bad.

3:05.0

Well, feed.

3:05.8

Good.

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