Hello, I am world famous pirate titty lawyer Sophia Alexandra. I have represented numerous pirates who have been charged with titty piracy. Now you might ask, what is this? It sounds actually quite obscene and vulgar. I can't believe you're even putting it in terms like that. For those that don't understand, this is a very niche form of piracy.

It's one that does involve rests of any kind.

But again, this is sort of an inside joke for the people on the Twitch stream.

Shout out to all the K-1s on the Twitch team.

I would love to invite everybody listening to the show.

Please come to Twitch stream.

But anyway, thank you for having me.

Famous pirate titty lawyer. Sophia Alexander, thank you for having me. Famous to pirate titi lawyer.

Sophia, Alexander, thank you so much.

Hello.

First off, welcome to the podcast.

Second of all, hello, I'm famous zombie titty lawyer, Miles Gray.

That's right.

It doesn't matter how long the titty's been dead.

We will represent it.

And then that man from that Larry H. Parker commercial pops up and he's like,

Larry H. Parker got me.

You know the story.

Yeah, no, but he says, Miles Gray got me. You saw the titty. You saw the titty. Well,

Miles gray got me. You saw the titty. That's what we know. No, you eat the titty.

Zombies. Miles gray got me. I ate the titty. I ate the titty.

And that's in your head.

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