"I Am Getting Married in 2 Weeks and I'm Totally Screwed" - EP.211 | BACKSTAGE

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🗓️ 23 October 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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0:00.0	I'm getting married in two weeks and I'm totally screwed.
0:03.2	Ah!
0:03.7	I literally need to get this off...
0:05.3	Totally screwed!
0:09.4	Guys!
0:10.8	I'm trying to think of what catastrophe could be happening.
0:13.8	I hope it's on a man who...
0:15.6	Ah.
0:16.8	I literally need to get this off my chest.
0:19.5	I feel like I'm going insane.
0:20.9	My fiancé Sarah, 28 female, and me, 34 male,
0:25.7	have known each other for about six years engaged for one.
0:29.0	Our wedding is scheduled to take place in just two weeks
0:31.5	and I just witnessed something that is making me feel like I'm making the biggest mistake of my life.
0:35.5	Oh!
0:36.6	Tonight, Sarah and I were taking a rare opportunity to relax at home.
0:40.3	Sarah was in the kitchen making dinner while I was out back working on some of my projects.
0:45.2	Anyway, as you do when you're doing heavy labour, I got thirsty and came back to the house
0:50.3	to get a drink where I see Sarah at the counter preparing dinner and talking on speakerphone.
0:56.1	I recognise the voice instantly as my brother-in-law, Marty.
1:00.5	Now this is where my brain gets totally twisted.
1:03.6	Marty asked Sarah where her sister Evelyn is as he's been trying to get in contact with her and she's not answering texts.
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