“I AM A HEARSE ENTHUSIAST”
Therapy Gecko
iHeartPodcasts
4.9 • 951 Ratings
🗓️ 4 June 2025
⏱️ 110 minutes
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Summary
On this episode I talked to a caller with an extremely interesting life. He makes $11000 metal cactuses, drives a hearse, sold his independently made horror movie to Shutter, plays competitive pinball, and is about to attend his first hearse convention. A truly enigmatic man.
Then I rant to a caller about how the hell people manage to floss daily and talk to another caller in Canada about their desire to not have to ever talk to anyone.
It’s time to make out with Indiana Jones. I am a gecko. Sorry.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:04.1 | So in the last month, the Midas Touch Network beat Rogan, Tucker Carlson, Candice Owens, Charlie Kirk, and Ben Shapiro all combined. |
| 0:13.0 | What happens when three brothers take on right-wing media and start winning? |
| 0:17.4 | I find out on the latest episode of Next Question with me, Katie Couric. |
| 0:21.7 | We just want people to live their lives and be happy and be able to enjoy it without some, |
| 0:26.4 | you know, lunatic screaming in their face every three seconds. |
| 0:29.6 | Listen to next question with me, Katie Couric on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, |
| 0:34.4 | or wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:37.1 | Over the years of making my true crime podcast, Helen Gone, |
| 0:40.4 | I've learned no town is too small for murder. |
| 0:43.4 | I'm Catherine Townsend. |
| 0:44.7 | I've heard from hundreds of people across the country |
| 0:47.1 | with an unsolved murder in their community. |
| 0:49.4 | I was calling about the murder of my husband. |
| 0:52.1 | The murder is still out there. |
| 0:53.9 | Each week, I investigate a new case. |
| 0:56.1 | If there is a case we should hear about, call 678-744-614-6-14-5. |
| 1:01.7 | Listen to Hell and Gone Murder Line on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. |
| 1:07.8 | I know a lot of cops. |
| 1:09.5 | They get asked all the time. Have you ever had to shoot your gun? |
| 1:12.9 | Sometimes the answer is yes. But there's a company dedicated to a future where the answer will |
| 1:18.6 | always be no. This is Absolute Season 1, Taser Incorporated. I get right back there and it's bad. |
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