“I AM A DINOSAUR”

Therapy Gecko

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Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 12 July 2023

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

One of my favorites in a while - a caller tells me how his mother stealing his identity resulted in him working as a puppeteer at a dinosaur themed amusement park. I promise it only gets deeper. Afterwards a guy at my live show in Portland admits an addiction to sleeping with managers of department stores. He has slanged across Target, DollarTree, PetSmart, and more. Go call an old friend. I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Hey folks it's Lyle. Before we get into the episode I wanted to talk to you guys about a new thing I'm doing
0:05.3	where you can help support my lizard endeavors by becoming a premium member of this
0:15.0	premium member of this podcast over at therapy gecko dot com
0:16.0	premium members or geck legends as I call them will be able to get every new and existing episode of Therapy Gecko completely ad free.
0:25.2	He'll also get a bonus podcast episode once a month, a bonus live show episode once a month
0:30.6	from all of the live shows I've been doing around the world.
0:33.7	A member's only live stream once a month.
0:36.2	Plus, you'll also support my ability to continue hopefully doing this podcast for a long time,
0:41.7	doing it around the world, and also supporting my ability to
0:45.5	occasionally go eat a slice of pizza. Go to therapy gecko. supercast. com or find the link in the episode
0:54.4	description to become a geck legend today. All right let's get into the
0:59.5	episode. Hello? What's up man? How are you doing, Lyle?
1:03.0	I'm doing good, man.
1:05.0	What's, uh, is this Seth?
1:07.0	Yeah, this, I am.
1:08.0	I am, I am, I am Seth.
1:10.0	Seth, how are you doing today, man?
1:15.0	You know, I'm doing pretty good.
1:17.0	I got off work, work with chill.
1:19.0	Thursdays at work don't suck because it's slow.
1:22.0	So, but just been hanging out at home saw you
1:26.3	were live streaming on Tik-Tock I listen to podcasts when I'm at work all the time
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