I almost died taking an Instagram photo

The Valleycast

Comedy

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2021

⏱️ 56 minutes

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You ever hear of #crumplin ? Of course not, but Joe almost died in a real dumb way doing it for a stupid instagram picture. Thanks sponsors! Please check them out - Go to http://meundies.com/valley to get 15% off your first order and free shipping! Go to http://stitchfix.com/valleycast to get 25% off when you keep everything in your Fix! 30 Days of Crumplin: A Documentary: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wG5M1ZEixzE PIN DISCOUNTS and BLOOPERS from this video on our Patreon! Our PATREON is what allows us to keep making shows LIKE THIS (especially during a pandemic). We'd love if you'd consider supporting and becoming part of the fam. http://www.patreon.com/thevalleyfolk THE BESTEST SOCIAL DISTANCE FIST BUMPS TO the health care workers and essential workers out on the front lines kicking ass for us right now! You can donate to help families in need by visiting https://www.feedingamerica.org/ways-to-give ! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheValleyfolk http://instagram.com/TheValleyfolk http://facebook.com/TheValleyfolk Follow the trio on their personal socials: Joe Bereta: http://twitter.com/JoeBereta http://instagram.com/joebereta Elliott Morgan: http://twitter.com/elliottcmorgan http://instagram.com/elliottmorgan Steve Zaragoza: http://twitter.com/stevezaragoza http://instagram.com/stevezaragoza Kevin Plachy: https://twitter.com/pakkap https://www.instagram.com/pakkap Shoot: Coronavirus Edit: Ryan Farroki

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, stay tuned because after Steve's question and the robust discussion that follows,
0:04.0	I will tell you how I almost died, doing an Instagram photo.
0:08.9	Don't feel like watching me, so I'll watch people guess them instead.
0:15.9	I don't know how it goes, I think it starts with your eye show.
0:22.9	What do I find out?
0:26.9	The board as well.
0:27.9	It's on your recording.
0:29.9	Check one, two, Steve.
0:31.9	On Friday.
0:32.9	The recording audio.
0:33.9	This is Joe's track.
0:34.9	Here's a clap for y'all.
0:36.9	Bam, I did it.
0:38.9	All right.
0:39.9	Hey everybody, welcome to the Valley Cat.
0:43.9	Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
0:46.9	Bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow.
0:50.9	Yes, Elliot?
0:51.9	Nope, I saw it, and I answered my own question, and I just kept my mouth shut and said it being the dummy and speaking too soon and I'm so sorry.
0:57.9	What was my mistake?
0:58.9	Were you gonna say anything about my hat?
0:59.9	I didn't know if we were recording, I had to hover my cursor over the screen to make sure it was recording.
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