I Almost Broke My Celibacy Last Week … OOPS!
Let's Try This Again with B. Simone
Dear Media
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 13 May 2024
⏱️ 46 minutes
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Summary
Get ready to laugh, gasp, and hear the honest truth as I tell you all about a recent moment that tested my celibacy journey! In this episode, I'm sharing the hilarious and oh-so-relatable details of how I came *this close* to breaking my vow. Join me for a candid and entertaining storytelling session that proves celibacy isn't always smooth sailing. So grab your headphones and get ready to dive into the hilarious & real world of almost slip-ups with yours truly, B. Simone!
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| 0:00.0 | With the $5 meal deal at McDonald's, you pick a McDouble or a McChicken, then get a small fry, a small drink, and a four-piece McNuggets. |
| 0:08.9 | That's a lot of McDonald's for not a lot of money. |
| 0:12.4 | Price and participation may vary for a limited time only. |
| 0:25.6 | Some things you got to be delivered from, other things God convict you of it happens instant. |
| 0:26.6 | As soon as I gave my life to Christ, I convicted me of. |
| 0:30.6 | Y'all, celibacy. |
| 0:32.6 | I have not had sex for 12 months. |
| 0:35.6 | 13 days. I have not had sex for 12 months. |
| 0:40.3 | 13 days. |
| 0:44.3 | 4 hours. I'm 14. |
| 0:46.3 | 30 minutes. |
| 0:48.3 | 12 seconds. |
| 0:50.3 | Let me tell you something. |
| 0:51.3 | This core is turning me on. |
| 0:53.3 | You hear me? I'm trying to keep it off me. |
| 0:56.0 | It off me? |
| 0:58.0 | Ah! The slightest touch! |
| 1:02.0 | Oh, wait! No six? |
| 1:06.0 | Oh man. Over a year, my God. |
| 1:09.0 | God is good. God is good is good thank you ma'am no sex man that's crazy but i've been single for so long |
| 1:20.4 | so i don't really i'm not like tempted you know i really did well that's crazy so i almost broke my celibacy y'all last week. |
| 1:30.5 | I didn't shut up. |
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