My name is Joshua Topolsky and I have a new podcast called What Future.

But I want to tell you that I'm being forced by my producer to record a promo telling you about my show.

And I'm not trying to force you to listen to it.

And maybe you're not interested in internet culture and the future of life on planet Earth.

And why John Carpenter movies are so good.

You may just want to listen to a podcast about, I don't know, sports or whatever Joe Rogan talks about.

And that's fine, you know, no judgment.

But if you like what you're hearing and I know that you do, you can listen to all of what future on the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

The podcast and that's what you really missed brings you back to the choir room for a gloriously gleeky rewatch of all six masterfully musical seasons of Glee.

Join cast members Kevin MacKale and Jenna Uschkewitz for never before heard stories from the cast, crew, celebrities and you, the fans from McKinley High to New York City, from the choir room to nationals and from the Super Bowl to a world tour.

Listen to and that's what you really missed on the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

You would just say you people like Texas for fast, Texas for what name of the restaurant did we go to in France, you know, just like it's your friend you're on a tech, you have more than 25 texts with somebody you know them.

Like the people that are producing this podcast right now, like hey Morgan, how's your morning going really, really reigned cats and dogs this weekend Morgan's a producer.

Ray, right, oh, your husband did a wonderful okay, we don't do that you know we do book, sell my high, she's hot right now that's that's the text between us okay we're not like hey Bethany you look great how you feeling.

Have a colonoscopy go last fuck off nobody's interested okay so my texting is like you know what was the color of that shed we were going to water people that like do work with me like contractors or whatever oh do we ever get the bathtub stopper no I'm not like Garrett my house manager who I love him I like hey Garrett how's it going.

How's it go wow what temperature do you have your your bedroom on right now 69 because I say ideal sleeping temperatures 60 none of that right you just textual experiences it's just like text so some people when you just roll right into it you know what they do.

You say I'll fucking call while I'm not going to call my contract I'll come contract I'm like what was the what was the what was the measurement to that couch or what do we think about that couch or do we do what do you be unsolved a fountain you know with responses good morning

why don't you fuck off okay that's past ag for oh so we're here at polite incorporated we start our textual exchanges with a good morning or good day good I mate like I'm not interested okay I'm not interested particularly if I'm compensating you in the currency of dollars or drop my okay we're not a fucking brand new online date and even then.

Good afternoon oh I get it did I not put the blue bond did I not do enough for play for you.

You're fucking prison or your telephone now not only because you need it with you all the time but what about when it just decides we're done and guess what you only get to use this charger that

or the fucking charge you just slip through gotta go back to store and buy one of ours but wait there's more you didn't do that goddamn update your phone's going to crap out and shit the bed on you and also once your phone hits the odometer and you've had it more than 18 months it's just going to

shit the bed and stop charging because we don't fucking charge anymore okay we just decided we're on charge strike you get a little bit here and there every you're going to become a junkie wrap that rubber bound around your arm and hit that

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