What's happened, you savages, Uncle Joey, Lysayat here, the church of what's happening now,

the new edition, Thursday the 23rd of January. Without further ado, let's get this party started.

Uncle Joey here for Magic Spoon. Listen, if you're an adult but you still want to eat like a kid,

Magic Spoon is a total game changer.

Magic Spoon cereal tastes just like your old favorites,

but with a lot of protein and without the sugar.

So Magic Spoon actually fills you up

with nostalgic flavors like cocoa, cinnamon roll, and birthday cake.

It's got 13 grams of protein, zero grams of sugar, and four grams of neck carbs.

Listen, you know me, I like the cocoa flavor.

It's chocolate.

It's got some kick to it, and you have it.

I have it with two eggs.

So the 14 and the two eggs at seven, that's 28.

So listen, Magic Spoon has on-the-go treats that taste just like classic cereal bars.

So you can snack whatever you want.

Do yourself a favor.

Get $5 off for your next order at magic spoon.com slash church, C-H-U-R-C-H, or look for Magic

Spoon on Amazon or in your nearest grocery. That's magic spoon.com slash church for $5 off.

What's happening, beautiful people? Uncle Joey here.

Listen, you want to start off 2025 with a bang, get yourself some blue chew and start having sex.

That, da, da, da, da, da, da.

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