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Spotify.com slash podcasters to get started. Today I messed up by banging my first cousin.

This actually happened last weekend but I'm finally getting around to processing it all and I

guess I'm trying to deal with it. I went out for drinks with my girlfriend and met up with

my younger cousin at the bar. We'd all hung out before and had a great time. My cousin invited

a couple of her friends to the bar too and we did some bar hopping. I got sloshed pretty unintentionally.

The last bar I swear was not putting any mixers. They were just pouring straight spirits. So anyway

we're about to leave and my cousin's friends are trying to get her home because she is sloshed too.

Well my girlfriend was our designated driver so we offered to let her stay in our spare room.

Everyone was cool with that because who's safer than family right? Wrong. We get home and I had

a piece together some of this later because I blacked out for most of it. Apparently initially

everything was cool. My cousin went to the spare bedroom and my girlfriend got her situated.

The problem started a little later when I in my infinite wisdom decided to walk straight out of

my bedroom with my girlfriend in it and into my cousin's room. I don't particularly remember

much except for two details which I guess are not important to the story. Well okay so one might be.

I remember my cousin giving me a very enthusiastic act on third base which as you can imagine makes

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