“I ACCIDENTALLY ATE A DOG”
Therapy Gecko
iHeartPodcasts
4.9 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 16 November 2025
⏱️ 84 minutes
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Summary
A caller accidentally eats a dog, a caller navigates dating a man 43 years older than him, and a caller begins his doomsday preparations.
Afterwards we read some viewer mail and call a woman who talks about bettering herself after a life of paranoia in the woods. It was a good episode.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.0 | Hello. |
| 0:04.7 | Hello. |
| 0:05.8 | Hey, what's up, man? |
| 0:07.4 | Not too much. |
| 0:10.1 | Didn't think I was going to get through. |
| 0:12.2 | I tried calling earlier and was listening to a few other calls, but I figured I did it one last try. |
| 0:19.6 | How's your week then? |
| 0:21.7 | My week has been okay, you know? |
| 0:24.6 | I mean, I've been thinking about the caller who said that life is a spiral a lot, |
| 0:29.0 | and I agree with that a lot. |
| 0:30.6 | Like, I think there's just like a lot of spiral. |
| 0:35.1 | There's a lot of spiraling, but it's good. |
| 0:36.9 | It's in, you know, you know, like the analogy that like life is a spiral, |
| 0:43.7 | but each time you go in the cycle, you gain a little bit more information. |
| 0:47.2 | You know what I'm talking about? |
| 0:48.5 | Yeah. |
| 0:49.5 | Yeah. |
| 0:50.2 | I mean, I think there's always something new to learn with every experience you go through, |
| 0:56.1 | even if it's like a similar experience. You know, there's always something new to learn with every experience you go through, even if it's like a similar experience. |
| 0:59.3 | You know, there's always something, something new to get. |
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